Tuesday, June 26, 2007

It's Like This!

If there is unhappy crap happen, there is also happy load. Unhappy crap, happy load, there are two sides of coins.

Friday night, there was office function, D & D, Dinner and Dance. I had been absent for about three years, I think, two being I had something else, one being I was lazy..
The D & D is cruise to nowhere for 4 hours in international water.
If I forgot to mention before, now I have a lot of new friends in the office, and the more the merrier.

We were to dress up like holiday, Bermuda, flowery shirt etc, and many people showed up with the spirit. The happy thing was we could leave office early around 3 pm and went to Harbour Front, the seaport used to be called World Trade Center, where we hung out every weekend during our struggling to move our life here from Batam.

The participants this year got its record high, 86 people. Cruise sounded like good idea for a getaway, at least it’s something different.
But indeed, it’s much fun. Maybe because we had creative and quite crazy MC to get everybody motivated and played. If anyone planned to have a career as an entertainer, I have this observation to share. The easiest group to please or entertain is children. They have high spirit, eager and have genuine effort to have fun. The second group might be working adults, maybe followed with old people or teenager.
Working adult, sometime it’s very fascinating to see how they react to games and playing in group. They are willing, they are happy even with simplest games, and it’s nice to see everybody like that. So adult is just grown-up children, working adults is just stressed grown-up children.

We had fun, we laughed like mad, and I enjoyed this D & D a lot, especially when I was spared from all the games, ha! Best part J.
I also fascinated to see that many people love to be somewhere out there also, to see the sea and the horizon, although the scenery is not much compared to other places, it was a good enough substitute. And it still reminds me of their cousins, the other seas I’m longing for. It might remind everybody else about their dream places.

It’s also nice to sit down and chat with friends. We took group picture and fell everywhere when the boat rocked to left and right like crazy. Even small dive boats hardly rock like that!

Overall, I must say, my weekend survived on friends. On D & D, and in my class.
We had quite boring lecturer and boring lesson. So we were struggling to survive in the class. I was caffeine loaded so my eyes were open but my mind was flying outside. Two guy friend I knew from previous intake had taken the class before, and they knew how bad it was. Different class had different break time, so when I was in the classroom, they had their break and stood outside making funny faces, while I tried to keep my face straight not to burst out laughing.

What also made me survive was almost all my classmates were more bored than me, when finally at end of the day the lecturer said, So this is it, the last page for today just ended. Then every one was happily closing the book and took deep breath. Then suddenly, the lecture said, Wait, one more thing! I was almost fainted but worse, I saw my friend who sat in front shaking like crazy. I couldn’t help but laugh for almost half an hour. Apparently, luckily, the lecturer only wanted to hand us some copies of articles.


Laugh whenever you can, it's a cheap medicine.
- Anonymous

It's Like That!

Promises,… I don’t know why I’m very obsessed with promises.
Right now, I’m in angry term with my office, because, again, they never deliver their promise.

I know, I learn that promises not always delivered, more often that it is. I used to take it a bit harder than other people, because I always wondering, why the heck someone gives promise without intention of doing what they say, or at least, don’t do it lightly, because other party might be more serious.

When I saw the pattern of people I know who likes to run away from promises, I would change my attitude toward them, honestly, to protect myself. I would consider that if his/her run from their promises, they also don’t expect me to fulfill my promise to them. For example, I wait for you here, I’ll contact you for this/that, let’s meet at two, etc, and they show up at three or four or nothing without explanation. If it happened again and again, of course I would expect that your three is four, I’d save my own ass and show up at four. Some operate that way, the other kind who happen to show up on time that day would give you hell by saying how long they wait etc etc.

I have some friends who always give me an earful for me not replying to their emails. Me and them know, the fact is the other way around. After some times, I learn that he/she is only saving his/her own face, after a while another type of excuses would come, my emails lost in space etc etc.
Honestly, I really couldn’t careless about what happen, but there is no need to give me that kind of excuse or worse, reverse the truth. I don’t care that much to correspondent with somebody who is not willing too. Anyway, most of the times, they are the starters, I just being polite.
I found that hard fact is, as I’m getting older (ha!), life is too precious.
Give chances, give a lot of chances, but there is time when we have to drop it. Cut.

What I know, I always try to trust a promise, although sometimes it comes from people I somehow know doesn’t really honor promises, I still try to give them the benefit of doubt, and at the end, I’d be disappointed again. And again.

Now, I can see something else.

I used to think that what I could do is don’t give any crap about any promise, unless it’s from someone I really trust.
But now I know, it’s quite impossible, unless I want to turn myself into something crappy like that, I don’t like to take a promise lightly, or maybe I can’t.
What I have to do, is to fence my self more, I would still believe in promises, even from crappiest person, I know I’d be hurt again, but that might be THE right area that I need to work on too. Get Hurt, Move On, Screw You, Get hurt, Move On, Screw You.

It would be good if I can smack someone on the face, or give a good kick on the butt of course, but that would be in my own ideal world.

As long as I still can turn to my other half and family for comfort and trust, I’d be fine.


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Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
- Simplicity of Lin Yutang

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.
- Marcus Aurelius

Monday, June 18, 2007

Father's Day

Sunday was international Father’s Day. I think the formula is 3rd Sunday of June. Indonesia doesn’t have Father’s Day, I don’t know whether it’s because Indo doesn’t care about Daddies, or because the Daddies refuse to celebrate themselves. Because I heard it’s quite well-known that Father’s Day gift or dinner occasion sometimes is billed directly to the fathers. Kekeke.

Appreciation for father or parents shouldn’t need special occasions to celebrate, although it’s also good to have special days. Explicitly said, they sacrifice their young ages to grow us. They sacrifice their hard earn money to cloth and educate us. Let it be our turn one day. Or now.
At least when the stress level of Singaporean is getting higher, they do remember to celebrate Father and Mother’s day, special dinning and restaurant would be fully packed during these two days.

Talking about stress, I saw one very stressed guy yesterday. So we were passing this building along the Orchard Road, where there was a promotion event for MasterCard or Visa. The guy promoting, talking to the mic, was advertising at first but then it was turned into swearing.
“Ladies, and Gentleman, come and try your luck on this special Father’s Day promotion. If you had Card with with MasterCard or Visa, come and throw a ball to win a prize. Every one should win; the lowest prize is a pen. Ladies and Gentleman, you should at least get a pen, the biggest prize is Ipod. In between you probably get umbrella, notepad, etc, etc..”
Then, (I guess) he approached passerby and got turned down.
“What? No time?! I don’t understand, what is wrong with you people!? It’s Sunday, time to enjoy yourself, what’s wrong by setting a side a bit of time to try this… No time no time, grmbl grundel..bla bla bla bla bla…”

I wonder whether this guy is suitable for promotion, maybe he was forced to work on Sunday, or he didn’t get any last night.
But if somebody was pissed off enough to shove it on his face: What is so appealing in joining long queue for what? For a pen? I know about Ipod, but I also know that biggest present means one in thousand or million, if it existed at all. And what is so enjoying to queue for a pen? On the contrary, everybody else is enjoying themselves because they don't need to queue for a pen! Also, people might be busy with their kids, there's no Sunday for that, and even if not so, I can think of a hundred better ways to spend the time.

I don’t have anything to do with him, so I just contribute my two cents, but the people he was scolding must had a change of mood of nice Sunday, because of nothing.

If it was me, he would get Super Sanya Tigaaaaaaaaaa I tell you..

Happy Father’s Day to all my friend who has become a father :),
Every guys playing with children is cute, remember, don’t just play, change the diaper, bath the kid, don’t act cute only, help your wife :D!

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Becoming a father is easy enough. But being one can be rough.
- Wilhelm Busch

There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
- Peter De Vries

Friday, June 15, 2007

Anxiety

I feel like I wanna smack somebody
Turn around and bitch slap somebody
But I ain't goin' out bro
I ain't givin' into it

Anxieties bash my mind in
Terrorizing my soul like Bin Laden
But I ain't fallin' down bro
I won't lose control bro
Shackle and chained
My soul feels stained
I can't explain got an ich on my brain
Lately my whole aim is to maintain
And regain control of my mainframe
My bloods boiling its beatin' out propaine
My train of thoughts more like a runaway train
I'm in a fast car drivin' in a fast lane
In the rain and I'm might just hydroplaine

I don't fear none of my enemies
And I don't fear bullets from Uzi's
I've been dealing with something thats worse than these
That'll make you fall to your knees and thats the

The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety

The sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety

My head keeps running away my brother
The only thing making me stay my brother
But I won't give into it bro
Gotta get myself back now
God, I can't let my mind be
Tell my enemy is my own
Gots to find my inner wealth
Gots to hold up my thoughts
I can't get caught
I can't give into it now
Emotions are trapped set on lock
Got my brain stuck goin through the motions
Only I know what's upI'm filled up with pain
Tryin' to gain my sanity
Everywhere I turn its a dead end infront of me
With nowhere to go gotta shake this anxiety
Got me feelin' strange paranoia took over me
And its weighin' me down
And I can't run any longer, yo
Knees to the ground

I don't fear none of my enemies
And I don't fear bullets from Uzi's
I've been dealing with something thats worse than these
That'll make you fall to your knees and thats the

The anxiety the sane and the insane rivalry
Paranoias brought me to my knees
Lord please please please
Take away my anxiety



Black Eyed Peas

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Kisah Koran

Dua hari yang lalu, ada koran yang nyolod isinya.

Negara Cina terkenal dengan bajakannya, kalau di Indo gue suka WAW ngeliat mall yang isinya dvd2 bajakan semua, bahkan turut bersalah membeli segepok2 kalau lagi pulang, tapi Indo itu masih bukan tandingan Cina kalau soal bajakan.
Dulu, lama yang lalu (gimana terjemahin long time ago seh?), gue dikasih liat foto kalau di Cina ada tiruannya Rochamp dan Villa Savoy bangunan karya arsitek ternama Le Corbusier (kalo gak salah ngeja lho!). Ampunan-ampunan, bangunan aja dibajak.
CD bajakan, bukan soal lagi, semua meriah tumpah ruah disana, tapi yang terakhir ini, yang bikin gue bener2 melotot, katanya di Cina sekarang banyak darah palsu / fake blood. Gak jelas gimana, pokoknya salah satu unsur darah yaitu Albumin, bisa dipalsuin, entah dibuat entah pake bahan laen. Dan tentu saja, berbahaya buat orang yang menerima donor darah, bahkan bisa fatal. Emang gila bener, dasar Cina!

Belom lagi kelar soal orang2 bermata sipit tersebut, muncul lagi cerita bangsa bermata sipit laennya (gue lagi ‘belo’ nih, jadi gak berasa kalo nyela2 sodara seperguruan), cerita tentang milliuner dari Korea Selatan, tuh konglomerat ini ceritanya mau nyariin jodoh, iklanin anak ceweknya, tapi resenya iklan itu bilang sesuatu kayak mau cariin jodoh buat putrinya yang udah terlalu tua dan terlalu pendek. Alamak, dimana-mana tuh orang kalo ngiklan yang bagus2, biar gak bagus juga dibikin bagus, biar gak ada yang bisa dibikin bagus, boong juga jadi. Namanya juga iklan, monyet mana bikin iklan yang jelek2in produknya.
Jadi gue bilang, konglomerat ini nyolod abis. Belakangnya dia bilang sih, anaknya terlalu tua dan terlalu pendek, tapi di hal-hal laen cukup oke, kenapa pula gak diiklanin yang ‘cukup oke’ itu?

Tapi gak usah khawatir soal yang terlalu tua dan terlalu pendek, toh pelamar yang ngantri banyak, itulah kekuatan duit. Mungkin juga orang nyolod ini pengen nguji kali ya, cowok2 yang bisa ‘dibeli’. Kenapa gak sekalian ada dia maen api, bener2 jelek2in anaknya, dari segi fisik, dan personalitas. Kayak, terlalu tua, terlalu pendek, terlalu girang, suka maen2 ama bom Molotov, demen bakar2, kalau marah suka ngerobek duit, kalo ngomong nyembur2 nasi, sering maenin piso, cengeng gak keru-keruan, suka gigit kuku kaki, keramas dan mandi syukur-syukur sebulan sekali.

Nah lho, mau kasih alasan apa lagi cowok-cowok matre itu selaen ngaku doyan duit? Tul gak. Tul gak.

Begitulah, Begitulah.


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx

Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.
- Anonymous

We all need money, but there are degress of desperation.
- Anthony Burgess

A man is usually more careful of his money that he is of his principles.
- Edgar Watson Howe

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

- Mark Twain

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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

The Friend, The Bay and The Wedding

The connection of all three? Nothing! It was just my agenda of last week.


The Friend

My long lost friend came to Singapore. Long lost, because I haven’t met him for about five years. Time really flies, yes. It felt like last month when we saw each other in campus.

So, first thing he said, Hey, gendutan ya loe!
Dasar kunyuk, kayak sendirinya kagak…
But okelah, he said I’m better this way, dulu kayak papan setrikaan.
Trus biar gak digebok, usut punya usut, ternyata dia gak suka ama cewek kurus. Haha.. eh, tapi bener lho, FYI, sodara2 cewek terkasih di dunia, banyak kok cowok yang gak suka cewek papan setrikaan alias kurus, katanya gak asik gak ada dagingnya gak paten.., whatever turns you on lah!


It’s good to meet old friend, although it also reminds me of how long time has been. Imagine, many kunyuk could have been my friend for at least ten over years. Ck..ck..ck..


The Bay

Friday or Saturday night?
Me and Hubby went to this new mall called Central. We used to see it every time we passed by on the way to our theory class, now it’s open.
It’s a very confusing mall, not really shopper friendly, but it was modern and huge, only that not many shops had already been opened. So instead of shopping, we were wandering around the river side.
He-ho! I had no idea that this mall is actually on the Singapore river bay. Surprisingly, at night, it was happening and quite impressive. There were many tourists in the pubs and bars, there is a big playing fountain with a little girls playing. She looked just like kid from nowhere, she ignored all her surrounding and played hide and seek with the fountain, it was quite late at night but seemed like the parent didn’t mind. But it was an inspiring and fun to see her. You know, that’s how everybody should behave, screw the world, I want to have fun!

Anyway, the surrounding was quite romantic. Berasa kayak diluar negeri or kayak dipilem pilem. Keke..


The Wedding

My colleague’s wedding. It’s a different type of wedding because I had never attended a Malay style wedding before. So I met up with another colleagues because I chickened out to show up alone.
It was actually quite similar with Chinese wedding, only that it was done below the apartment block and seems like the bride and groom had to go through more suffering. Morning, the groom would have the ceremony at the bride’s place. Afternoon, they would return to the groom place. So we went there about 3 pm in the afternoon.

A bit of distraction. June and July, imho, is the worst months of the year. There are no public holidays, the weather is damn unbearable, if I don’t remember that I might be made during these months, I’d volunteer them to be changed. Anyone like two Decembers and two Februaries or two Octobers? Let’s kick out June and July.

After a while, we heard the news that the bride and groom had arrived. But many of us were to hot to move from our seats to see them. Or we heard was Dung dung dung Tekdung Tekdung..
It took about ten minutes then finally the group moved inside. (We saw from the big umbrella). Then we saw some dancers. Then Tekdung Dung Dung, for sometimes, when it stopped, it begun again, the drummer were all gathered around the group, so we couldn’t see much from our seats (We still hadn’t moved out lazy bums!). Another Tekdung Dung Dung Dung, actually the TekDung rhythm was quite nice, but combined with bloody hot weather it created a lot of headache. When the Tekdung really over, we formed a line to greet the couple, and it was actually the goodbye ceremony also. Pretty similar with Chinese Wedding. Replace the Tekdung with Opera Song, there you go.

It was quite fun to meet a lot of colleagues and eks colleagues there, and most importantly, their children are all very cute. I must say it’s very cute to see those fathers getting busy with their children also. Hm…man with kid…again, whatever turns you on!

P.S : Wedding day is suffering day, I say.
My colleague say, it’s made that way so that you will remember it for the rest of your life.
Hmm, I think that makes a lot of sense. Maybe it’s also to discourage anybody to seek for second helping. Hm?



Sorry, but why it seems like I can’t find positive quotes regarding marriage? He he he he..

I cannot mate in captivity.
- Gloria Steinem (on why she never married)

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
- Anonymous

One wife is too much for most husband to hear, but two at a time there’s no mortal can bear.
- John Gay

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
- Tim Allen


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Friday, June 01, 2007

Doggie Dan Pundung

Gue lagi pundung, gue lagi suram, gue lagi jutek. Yang lebih sebalnya, gue gak tau kenapa. Bukan, bukan PMS, pokoknya jutek deh! Padahal kemaren baru libur dan besok wiken pula…mustinya lagi hepi-hepinya. Tapi namanya cewek, njelimet deh kadang2 jalan pikirannya, gue kira2 tau apa yang mungkin jadi penyebab, tapi gue juga gak yakin. Nah lo, monyet mana yang berani ngaku2 mengerti wanita kalo kita sendiri gak ngerti2!

Gue pengen nulis, tapi gak pengen ngomel, biar cheer up, gue lanjutin aja menulis apa yang udah gue tulis setengah jalan dari konon2 dahulu. Masa-masa silam itu…

Idaman, cita-cita, harapan gue, adalah punya doggie sendiri, doggie yang gue urus, gue adopsi dan pokoknya semuanya swadaya, swasembada, yang tiap hari gue ajak jalan2 buat memandang matahari pagi, matahari senja..dan boker (dogginya maksud gua).

Kisah gue dengan doggie tuh panjang, karena doggie gue banyak di masa lalu.
Aneh, karena waktu kecil gue sebel banget dan mengutuk semua doggie jangan dekat2 gue, sama halnya dengan gue mengutuk cicak sekarang.

Awal mulanya dengan gue kecil, Asung kecil dan Aphing kecil. Mereka adalah kakak dan kikik gue, alias koko dan kakak sepupu gue. Kita bertiga tiap minggu suka jalan kaki ke gereja. Dari ingatan gue, kegereja tuh harus melewati hutam rimba, jembatan besuar yang menghubungkan jurang aljubaelah, ngelewatin rumah tua yang angker dan jalan setapak yang berbatu2 dan menanjak.
P.S : Setelah gue gede, tempat itu ternyata gak gede, gak jauh, gak angker, jembatannya pendek abis dan tanjakannya gak berasa. Namanya juga skala anak2., makanya anak2 kalo bikin dongeng tuh heboh. : )

Karena nyeremin, gue suka lari kalo lewat jalan itu sendiri, dan sebelnya, ada beberapa doggie yang jadi penguasa daerah tersebut. Jadi kalo ada anak kecil lari, suka dikejar. Lama2 larinya bukan gara2 takut, tapi gara2 emang dikejar doggie.
Cara gue menangani dikejar doggie, seperti ajaran Asung, jongkok aja, doggienya bakal ‘mengira’ kita mau ngambil batu dan ngelemparin mereka. Cara itu lumayan epek, mungkin yang bener karena doggienya respek kirain lagi bok2 jadi batal dikejar, gak taulah, pokoknya epek deh..

Setelah gede, gue emang jadi pecinta doggie dan suka nyamperin semua yang gue temukan, apalagi yang cakep dan lucu dan ramah. Cuma banyak juga doggie yang selon, yang biarpun gue udah gak takut dogi lagi, gue masih kabur. Seperti doggie yang gue temuin di dekat perpustakaan UI Depok, pas gue lari jalan2 naek sepeda pagi2. Tadinya gue lewat biasa2 aja, gue juga kalem2 biarpun gue dan temen2 gue pernah dikejar, gue pede itu gara2 temen gue, toh mustinya gue disukai doggie2, haha.. Ada tiga biji lagi nyante2 males2an menunggu matahari terbit bener2 (ini acara bersepeda pagi2 subuh), jadi mereka keliatannya gak berbahaya, so gue lewat nyante2 aja. Tiga doggie tersebut trus pandang2an sesame mereka dan tau2 sepakat buat mengejar gue. Sial!... Untung gue naek sepeda! Emang kalo lari pagi gue ogah lewat sini, soalnya selaen ada doggie from hell tempatnya juga agak2 terpencil dan serem.

Temen gue punya cerita yang cukup dashyat soal doggie ganas. Dia punya Doberman nih, pas dia pulang kampong sesekali, dia lagi mau moto ama Doginya. Karena sok akrab doginya dirangkul, kayak naruh tangan dibahu gitu, trus jepret, fotonya jadi. Foto itu dia unjukin ke gua, dua sejoli lagi heppi, kunyuk dan Doberman. Tapi foto itu menipu. Beberapa detik setelah foto itu doggienya ngamuk dan tangannya digigit, lumayan parah tuh katanya, gak ada foto ‘setelah’ sih, tapi dia abis gue cela2 dan ketawain.

Emang sih Doberman tuh jenis yang sadis, rekor sadisnya lebih banyak dari rekor orang2 korban digigit hiu. Dan anjing kalo disalah didik bisa jadi alat pembunuh, banyak diceritain disejarah2 diktator yang make anjingnya buat membunuh budak atau jajahan mereka. Gua ngeri abis kayak pas baca anjingnya Amon Goeth di buku Schindler’s List.
Yang pasti, kalo punya binatang peliharaan, jangan pernah ngasih daging mentah. Atau jangan punya peliharaan yang makanannya daging mentah! Peliharaan apaan! Hii!

Sepertinya gue udah banyak cerita tentang doggi2e gue dimasa lalu, yang belom gue certain mungkin cuman yang namanya Upik (emang agak kampong habis lagi nyoba2 panggil dianya respon :D), anak anjing ini dikasih ama karyawan toko gue, dia nemu dimana gitu, anjingnya gendut dan putih semua kecuali ada warna coklat bullet sempurna pas di bagian punggung dekat pantat. Lucu banget. Nih anjing kecil2 jail sekali, tapi amah dan selalu gembira. Kalo gue lagi ngejemur baju dibelakang, dia bakalan kucluk2 dan duduk nemenin ampe kelar. Karena dia kecil dan riang banget, kita suka khawatir dia ketabrak mobil, soalnya toko kita itu sering keluar masuk mobil, so tiap pagar dibuka, dia gue angkat dan taruh diatas tumpukan bata atau gue masukin ke kandangnya, jadi langsung lemes dan nurut dengan muka susah. Cuman sayangnya suatu hari dia lagi dikandang, diluar pengetahuan kita, dia berhasil keluar dan pas waktu itu lagi ada mobil masuk dan dia ketabrak.

Dia masih bertahan hidup tapi napasnya udah setengah2 pas kita angkat ke tepi, dokter hewan kita bilangnya otaknya udah rusak dan kasihan kalau dibiarin, jadi terpaksa kita suntik. Sedih banget waktu itu, apalagi dia cuman beberapa minggu ditempat kita.

Tapi karena angka binatang liar tak terurus di Indo banyak sekali, gak berapa lama ada lagi yang datang ke toko ngebawa anak anjing lagi yang nemu lagi dimana. Kalau dibiarin mereka pasti berkeliaran kemana2 dan sering ketabrak dijalan karena masih kecil. Yang ini sepertinya bukan anjing kecil, tapi anjing dewasa yang berbadan kecil. Dia dinamain Jimmy sama engko gue :D (sori buat yang namanya sama :D hehehhehe). Anjingnya pinter habis dan senang mandi. Dia juga paling sering dimandiin soalnya ditaruhnya didalam rumah, kita agak trauma soal si Upik. Kadang2 gue bawa ke toko buat nemenin.
Tapi waktu dia ditempat kita lebih singkat lagi, gue gak gitu inget apa yang terjadi, karena gue udah merantau dikuliahan waktu itu, sepertinya dia diminta balik sama orang.

Kalau dipikir2, tempat gue lumayan termasuk tempat penampungan doggie, karena toko bangunan, lapangannya gede buat lari2 doggie yang akhirnya jadi sehat2 semua. Masih banyak doggie2 laen tapi kalau gue lirik jam gue dibawah, hm! Udah mau waktunya pulang. Jadi cerita gue setengah2, intinya gue mau bilang, gue pundung juga gak bisa punya doggie disini, gak ada tempat. Tapi bukan itu deng yang bikin gue pundung,..sebodo ah apa juga, bentar lagi mau wiken. Heppie Wiken!


BUMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.............!


Gravity always gets me down.

Growing old is inevitable...Growing up is optional.

I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it

I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.

Life may suck, but it beats the alternative.

Life's way too short to stay on topic.

My karma ran over your dogma.


Lets get along with me.



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