Be A Man, Man!

Along the century, since the time of Dinasty Chong Ching Chang, men always complain that they don’t understand woman.
They don’t understand why ‘I’m OK’ means the opposite, why whatever their size they would ask ‘Am I fat?’, why every men should have a little bit of mind reading psychic instead of perfectly working ear etc etc etc…

To put aside all the –sometimes- unfair accusation, personally, I also find men are also difficult to understand. Some say, they say, reading a man’s mind is like reading a book, loud and clear, OK means OK, promise means promise, deer means deer, fat means fat. Lucky, most of the men I know are inside that category, but some are fall outside the space into the black hole and they never fail to amuse me – mostly in negative way.

Nobody needs to jump into self-defense here, if you disagree, just think that you fall into the better category. Sometimes when a group of male friends do some ladies bashing, maybe about girlfriend, typical women, bla blah blah, after all the awful gender accusation, when I protest, they only need to say, Not you, you are in another category. Then I don’t have much to say, what can I say? It’s better to accept that I’m not what they are talking about or if I talk more, I’d fall into one of the accusation, cerewet. Anyway, I am easy to please. : )

But, but when I also try to defend others, like I said many of my friends don’t do that either ..etc, they’d say either you are a group of rare breed or you are alien in disguise. Ah.

So, these are my accusations that men are not as cool as they think, other than Hubby of course, hehehe…, but this is limited to my..ops..29 years experience, enough lah!
1. Same as woman, man gossips.
Some men, when they feel comfortable, do talk about other people. Their favorite topic is surprise, surprise, other men. They are picky about men that doesn’t belong to their category (such as what woman do), manly men (or so they think) would pick on girly man, Casanova or men with attitude.
Beside that, they can gossip about other things too, like people’s behavior in public, unpleasant colleagues just like women, so they are human.
The difference is, if you gossiped with a woman, you can see that she would try to add in some fuel to the fire, or spice to the food, so if you gossip or complain to a woman, you’d get additional help.
If you gossiped with a man, they would give the same examples or experiences but they hardly help you cook.
The pro, gossiping with a woman will reduce your guilt if you despising someone, because they make you feel you are really right by supporting you. Gossiping with a man will make you feel that the situation is not as bad as you think.

2. What they like, and what they don’t like, sometimes men can be very confusing. Like woman, they have mood swing. You can see a woman happy and cheery but when something happen, she would be the most unpleasant creature on earth; it can be a matter of seconds. I know at least I’m capable of that. Two days ago, I was happy and smiley and ready to give teddy bear to anyone, then my computer refused to do what it supposes to do. Once, twice, and the forth time I’m ready to throw it away – to someone – whoever that pass my table and be friendly.
Or when PMS struck, everything is wrong, everyone is ugly, every kid is deserve to be in cage, nothing is funny and life is suck. But when the culprit finally arrives, Hey, beautiful weather, what a cute kid with their tiny shoes etc etc.
# Maybe we are Hulk #.
Eits, men are the same. But maybe, not so obvious. I found that something that doesn’t offend them one time, can offend them another time, so it’s quite difficult to guess what is ok and not ok sometimes. I just offended a friend yesterday, by saying what was popping to my mind without thinking. To my surprise it offended him and it made me feel very bad. But the good thing is, for most of the man, they are very very good in forgive and forget, one thing that women never able to compete. So when I expressed my regret, he was accepting it warmly, not only that but he could also look back and blamed his own mood. This is one of the things that makes me feel that become a friend to men are much more easy. It can be, very, very tiring to be friend with female when one mistake can destroy the friendship easily. Lucky, most of my female friends have enough testosterone level to balance and become great ones.

3. If women are sensitive, sometimes too sensitive, some men can be *******ly sensitive.
At least I have two colleagues who can be my pain in the ass. I don’t even know when or how I offended them in the past, it seems like they are scared of me and take extra effort and precaution when talking to me and after what they need to do with me is done, they run away. When I tried to think back about the things I might have done, I can’t find anything except I was being honest or maybe, I talked in a bit rush manner (I was in the rush) so I didn’t really pay attention to what they asked. But FGS, the question that the asked was a yes or no question, what was I suppose to do, write a story to answer it? Or give a huge smile and asking how their day while my computer is crashing? It’s ridiculous. I can't even think of a woman who would feel offended by something like that.
Amppuuuun. Ampuuuun. Ampuuuun. I’m really really scared with this breed of man.

4. If women can be whiny. Have you ever met whiny man?
I had one colleague like that, and although sometimes he could be quite entertaining, some other time all I wanted is to scream and pushed his head to the wall, Shut Upppp Shut Upppp Shut UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!. Dogol.
One of the examples to this kind is Jerry Seinfeld character, he is SO whiny!
Maybe most women, including me, are still traditional and like to think that men are suppose to be someone to lean on when things go the wrong way. We still hope that they are the rational ones and handle thing with hands rather than mouth.
Allow us to have that mouth part, please. :D

5. If cerewet is associated with women only,...
I might consider marching in the street.
I have three male colleagues who fall in this category (I start to think, why I can find all male samples in my office alone?).
One is a fun type of cerewet. He likes to visit everyone and could talk at least half an hour. He could talk about anything, from discount shops in Hongkong to why doggy like to lick their thing.
Two is a cerewet preacher. A good preacher is the one who knows how to make fun and criticize of his/herself too or his own beliefs and never look down on other's. But good preacher is very very rare, let’s say from ten over years I attend church, I’m impressed with two, TWO preachers only. Seminaries are different kind of preachers, many of them have charm and interesting, but when they start to promote something, that’s the end of it.
Okay, just like women, men can preach about anything. If aunties are highly avoided in family occasions, so do uncles.
My colleague in this type wanted to give me a private one-to-one church to save me from burning in hell when I happened to say, in between lunch meal, that I’m not a very devoted Christian from Every-Sunday-go-to-Church department. Lucky I was able to spot this type very well and ran like (hell).
The third type is the talkative one, whether anybody interested or not. Whether you body language rejects him or not, or even go away hand sign, as long as he can see you, he talks. If one is unlucky enough to say no, like yesterday, I saw my other colleague had to endure his ears while this breed talked for hours while he only said Uh Ah Hah with Kill Me Please look, until, finally, big boss came in and for the first time, she was a savior.

So, for all the men in the world. The remark that all men are heartless, can’t be trust, gatelan, cheater (ask broken-hearted women please) is enough.
Don’t take our women-associated negative expertise away please. ;p

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Age and wedlock lames man and beast.
- William Camden

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
- Oscar Wilde

I’m not denying that women are foolish : God Almighty made them to match the men.
- George Eliot, Mary Ann Evans

To be wise and love. Exceeds man’s might.
- William Shakespeare


You asked me if I knew woman. Well, one of the thing I do not know about them is what they talk about while the men are talking. I must find out sometime.
- Edward Franklin Albee

You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be fond of them to love them. Otherwise they’re simply unbearable.
- Marguerite Duras

Some ladies smoke too much and some ladies drink too much and some ladies pray too much. But all ladies think that they weigh too much.
- Ogden Nash

One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.
- Margaret Hilda Thatcher



A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite and a woman who moralizes is invariably plain.
- Oscar Wilde

Tests And Else (Updated)

Prediction, psychic, supernatural, future reading etc, I have very few experience with that, but I guess it’s closer to us than what we think.

Let’s see. The most supernatural thing I know when I was a kid going to teenager was how to see your future husband. Not me, but my friends around me who happen to know more about adult world were very keen about this type of thing. For me, I still think that thinking about a guy can make you pregnant, and it’s not even a dirty kind of thinking(!)

Okay, so few of my not-so-close-very-grown-up friends heard about this kind of trick. If you want to see your future husband face, when the clock strikes twelve midnight, peel an apple, it have to be a continuous peeling, in front of mirror, with a lighten up candle, and jeng jeng, the face will appeal.
I don’t know whether it’s true, but won’t it be freaking scary if it does?! And you have to master the skill of peeling. And I did not want to see who would be my future husband, how if he was the annoying neighbor kid who liked to stuck out its tongue? There would be a big chance of premature heart attack. No no no. Forever no to that answer and I was not kepo at all. Honest.

So, my not so close friend, who was very boy-and-girl-relationship-conscious tried the apple peeling ritual and she confessed that a face did come out. I never believed her because, I don’t know why, but although I tried, I didn’t believe her! She said the face belong to one of our classmate (C’mon!), that particular naughty but handsome brat. But she gave us this disguise face as if, sorry, I’m very gossipy here, hehehe, as if she was too good to him, while I must say, vice versa.

For those zodiac prediction which we can find in magazines, newspaper etc, I didn’t pay attention to it personally, unless, usually, when a group of female friends and one of them had a source, and everyone would read about everyone’s horoscope, and then screamed and laughed. Ah. Typical females mystery.
What surprised me was a colleague of mine who was still read horoscope everyday and actually believed it. So she would come to my table before we went off for lunch and read her horoscope if she hadn’t read it in the morning. She said it had become a habit for her.

When I was in college, I found out that my mom liked to buy a Chinese prediction book every year. So for me, I guess either Earth Dragon or Fire Dragon or the other two elements, she always told me to avoid funeral and be careful with water. Year to years, the advices were mainly for those two, so I chose not to listen and she also threw away the book and the habit. : )

Even in modern time and modern country, there are still a lot of people who believe in psychic. I found in Glamour Britain magazine, to my surprise, all of the advertisement in the back of the book consists of three main things unimaginable for me; psychic, abortion clinic and plastic surgery.

I’m more related for those game and fun ‘future’ game; I believe a lot of people does. Because on an outing, or when hang out with friends, at my time, to predict ‘future’ with cards, tissue, hand lines were one of the favorite passing time.
When I had to live with nine strangers in Batam, we didn’t have TV, games or computer or money to go out. Our only entertainment was a pack of card. Okay, it’s pathetic, but we’re a group of happy youngsters, no regret. So I had to sprain my wrist to provide my service because thanks to my high school camping moment, I knew many ways to see through cards about romance, what does this girl/boy feel about you, how is the love sequence etc etc, with a little bit of salt and pepper to the basic story, I was sure they even willing to pay. Kekeke. And of course, together with human basic instinct to be greedy, everyone at least have a bunch of sweetheart.

{(Bunch of sweetheart) X (Different type of card’s method) X (Reconfirm) X (Plan B List) X (I’m not so sure) X (Ten nothing better to do monkeys)}

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We had few almost endless days of playing cards whether we believe the predictions or not. But it was fun.


Except those for fun, I have soft spot for tests. I think everybody is quite kepo and want to know about themselves, shamelessly I admit, including me. I spend hours to complete the personality test book with yellow cover (I forget the title) that defines human into Sanguine, Choleric, Melancholic and Phlegmatic. It was quite amusing and maybe, generally accurate. At least it has very interesting concept.

I was told that I’m mainly a Choleric but I had quite amazing balance between the other three characters, I forget what the detailed definition, but it didn’t sound too bad.

My good friend told me about this web, when I had some free time between work for a few days, I did many of these fun tests, let’s call it research, he.. some are very predictable but some results are quite difficult to predict from the questions.

I answered the question as honest as I could, some turned out good, and others turned out miserable.
One thing correct, my perfect pet is a dog! Huhehehhee.
Other things made me laugh and feel like hanging myself, like when it turned out that my Simpson character is Barney! The drunken burping brat! I don’t even drink, but when I was answering the question, I thought it led me to Homer, so I don’t think I’m able to score good regardless what. He he he.
I also *%%^$ about the fact that if I have superpower, the power is Rapping. What’s that! But there are many other superhero thingy and the rest are okay, except that I’m Wonder Woman. Hayah! Look at the ugly underwear….
Other incorrect thing are I’m good as a speaker, which is imo, complete bull, my knees are tied up together everytime I stand in front of crowd, and I’m a Healer. Wee? Who knows that I can boil my kitchen by being a dukun?!

Okay, the rest are quite okay, some are pretty accurate, but of course, in my opinion. Everyone has some concept about themselves, but others might not agree.
Finally, shamelessly, I post it here. Warning, below here it’s all about ME. I’ve told you, it’s shamelessly posted. Read at your own risk.

P.S: I guess you can click on everyone if you want to take the test.
Since I'm a kepo person, if no one else want to hear about you, drop me an email. Tell me. I told you. Let's be shameless together. : p

MY GENDER (especially for my brothers who believe the opposite..)

You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.

How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

You Are 40% Lady

You tend to make up your rules of etiquette, throwing all conventions aside. And while you try to be a lady (sometimes), your behavior is often quite shocking.

Are You A Lady?

Your Brain is 80% Female, 20% Male

Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?

I'M NOT CRAZY

You Are 50% Normal

While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

You Are 8% Sociopath

You're empathetic, loyal, and introspective. In other words, there's no way you're a sociopath... but you can spot one pretty easily!

Are You A Sociopath?

Your Quirk Factor: 35%

You have a few little quirks, but you generally blend in well with society. Only those who know you well know how weird you can be.

How Quirky Are You?

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

I'M LOW AT LOGIC, BUT.... >:)

Your IQ Is 110

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius Your General Knowledge is Above Average

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

HOT DIVISION?

You Play it Cool

You're not in your face, smokin' hot... and it's all by design You have a carefully crafted cool persona, leaving everyone wanting to know just a little more.

Are You Hot?

You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming. Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you. You are best known for: your touch Your dominant state: changing

What Type of Weather Are You?

Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy

You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies!

How's Your Body Image?

You Are A Realistic Romantic

You are more romantic than 60% of the population. It's easy for you to get swept away by romance... But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective. You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line!

Are You Romantic or Realistic?

HAHHAHAHHAHA

You Are Wonder Woman

A true goddess, you have the strength and skills to rule the world. You're one sexy amazon... all of the superhero guys are fighting over you!

What Superhero Are You?

You Are Barney

You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."

The Simpsons Personality Test

You Are Whiskey

You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day Every day, in fact. And make that a few.

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

I AM :

You Are Best Described By...

Under the Wave Off Kanagawa By Katsushika Hokusai

What Famous Work of Art Are You?

You Are Dr. Pepper

You're very unique and funky, yet you still have a bit of traditionalism to you. People who like you think they have great taste... and they usually do. Your best soda match: Root Beer Stay away from: 7 Up

What Kind of Soda Are You?

You Are a Centaur

In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person. However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways. You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order. You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

How Your Attitude Ranks

Your Attitude is Better than 45% of the Population If you scored... 80-100: You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life. 60-79: You have a good attitude. While a realist, you do see the positive side of most things. People love to be around you. 40 - 59: You have a positive attitude... somtimes. You prefer to see the world through clear glasses, not rose colored ones. 20 - 39: You have an average attitude. You take the good and bad in life as they come. Though sometimes you could use a little more good. 0-19: You have a negative attitude. You tend to see the dark side of every situation. Free ice cream? No thanks, it will just make you fat!

How's Your Attitude?

You Are 36% Vain

Okay, so you're slightly vain from time to time, but you're not superficial at all. You are realistic. You know that looks matter. You just try to make them matter less.

How Vain Are You?

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

You Are 36% Cynical

Generally you give people the benefit of the doubt. But there are exceptions. You buy into many of the things that mainstream society believes, but you're not anybody's fool.

How Cynical Are You?

You Are 36% Gross

You're a tad gross, but generally you're a clean, hygienic person. No one can be perfectly clean all the time, and it's better to be human than a neat freak.

How Gross Are You?

You Are a Little Scary

You've got a nice edge to you. Use it.

How Scary Are You?

MY COLOR:

Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Your Heart Is Blue

Love is a doing word for you. You know it's love when you treat each other well. You are a giving lover, but you don't give too much. You expect something in return. Your flirting style: Friendly Your lucky first date: Lunch at an outdoor cafe Your dream lover: Is both generous and selfish What you bring to relationships: Loyalty

What Color Heart Do You Have?

You Are a Yellow Flower

A yellow flower tends to represent joy, friendship, and playfulness. At times, you are childlike, as a buttercup is. And at other times, you are fickle, like a dahlia. And more than you wish, you tend to feel bittersweet, like a marigold.

What Color Flower Are You?

Your Hair Should Be Purple

Intense, thoughtful, and unconventional. You're always philosophizing and inspiring others with your insights.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

Your Lucky Underwear is Blue

You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first.

What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

HUH?

Your New Year's Resolutions

1) Get a pet pig 2) Eat less brussel sprouts 3) Travel to New Zealand 4) Study abnormal psychology 5) Get in shape with street fighting

What Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Ring Claw Your Superpower is Rapping Your Weakness is Bald People Your Weapon is Your Wind Saber Your Mode of Transportation is Horse

What's your Superhero Name?

PERSONALITY :

Your Element Is Air

You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!

What's Your Element?

You Are From Uranus

You shine with brilliant creativity, and you're more than a little eccentric. You love everything unusual and shocking. You're one far-out chick or dude. Anything unconventional excites you - and you have genius potential. Just don't let your rebel side get the best of you, or else you'll alienate everyone. Your original thinking and funky attitude is all you need to be you.

What Planet Are You From?

You Are An INFJ

The Protector You live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity. Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it is. You are an excellent listener, with almost infinite patience. You have complex, deep feelings, and you take great care to express them. You would make a great photographer, alternative medicine guru, or teacher.

What's Your Personality Type?

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have medium conscientiousness. You're generally good at balancing work and play. When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done. But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it. Agreeableness: You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of. Openness to experience: Your openness to new experiences is high. In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas. You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits. A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

The Five Factor Personality Test

Your Personality Is

Rational (NT) You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas. You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy! Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people. In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally. You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought. Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals. In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent. At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia. With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well. As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly. On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.

The Three Question Personality Test

Your Dosha is Pitta

You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor. You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader. Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways. But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical. With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you In love: You are picky but passionate To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight.

What's Your Dosha?

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

What Temperment Are You?

You Have A Type B+ Personality

You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions

Do You Have a Type A Personality?

You Are Likely an Only Child

At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated. At work and school, you do best when you're organizing. When you love someone, you tend to worry about them. In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic. Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management. You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.

The Birth Order Predictor

BRAIN AND ELSE :

Your Brain's Pattern

You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking. You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view. For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different. Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Your EQ is 140

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Are You Right or Left Brained?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

IF I WAS A...:

You Are Iceman

You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible

Which of the X-Men Are You?

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy

In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh. You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum. Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

You Are a Chow Puppy

Don't fence me in! You're an independent spirit that won't be tied down.

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

MISC?

You Are a Visionary Soul

You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness. Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul. You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable. Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself. Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend. You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer. Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Have Good Karma

In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots.

How's Your Karma?

You Are 60% Psychic

You are pretty psychic. While you aren't Miss Cleo, you've got a little ESP going on. And although you're sometimes off on your predictions... You're more often right than wrong So go with your instincts - you know more than you think

Are You Psychic?

Your Hidden Talent

You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.

What's Your Hidden Talent?

People Envy Your Compassion

You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain. People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them.

What Do People Envy About You?

You Are Comet

A total daredevil, you're the reindeer with an edge! Why You're Naughty: You almost gave Santa a heart attack when you took him sky diving Why You're Nice: You always make sure the sleigh is going warp speed

Which of Santa's Reindeer Are You?

You Should Spend Your Summer at the Beach

You're a free spirit who is always thinking of new ways to have fun. And you don't just love summer... you live for it. So, you really should blow off your responsibilities and head to the beach!

Where Should You Spend Your Summer?

You Were A Lion

You have a lethal combination of strength and energy. You have strong family ties, and close friends are like family to you.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Your Theme Song is Back in Black by AC/DC

"Back in black, I hit the sack, I've been too long, I'm glad to be back" Things sometimes get really crazy for you, and sometimes you have to get away from all the chaos. But each time you stage your comeback, it's even better than the last!

What's Your Theme Song?

You Should Try Ice Climbing

Cold, challenging, and downright scary And there's no way the snow is breaking your fall

What Extreme Sport Should You Try?

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"So, you're a cannibal."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?