P.S : Isi cerita gue cabut dulu bentar.. :)
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I am really quite an ordinary sort of chap.
- George V, King of Great Britain & Northern Island
Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.'
He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Rodney Dangerfield
We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home.
- Gene Perret
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
- Anonymous
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
- Woody Allen
